Today's Numbers

1 -- Number of giant oak trees that fell at midnight.

2 -- Number of chainsaws it took to cut said tree out of the road at midnight.

3 -- Number of kids screaming when the dogs stampeded through the living room.

4 -- Number of dogs that escaped, which we spent all morning chasing.

5 -- Number of times the cat got in.

6 -- Probable pounds of water that leaked from our refrigerator this morning.

7 -- Number of Potato Heads that were jeopardized from the refrigerator flood.

8 bazillion -- Probable number of beads from the kid's art projects that hit the floor when the dogs stampeded through.

9 -- Number of phone calls Mom made to Dad at work.

10 am -- Time all the chaos finally settled down.