Because we need some lightheartedness around here

I need to laugh. Since I need to laugh, Flibby shared this meme with me that I need to do. You need to do it too. We all need a good laugh!

Here's how it works... you type in your first name and then the word "needs" into Google and post the first fifteen things that come up. Oh, this is going to be fun! I can feel it!

1) Lady Why needs an agent to become an actress.
Really? An actress? But, I'm bereft of drama. Just ask my children.

2) Lady Why needs some self-esteem and self-love.
Hmm, I didn't know this. If only I loved myself more...

3) Lady Why needs to triple it.
Triple what? My mortgage payments? My time on the elliptical? The amount of Cadbury Mini-Eggs I consume in one day?

4) Lady Why Needs to Get Her Act Together.
Well, I think we can all agree on this one.

5) Lady Why needs to return and whup that boy.
I don't know which boy that is but if his last name is Obama or his occupation is a dishwasher repairman, count me in!

6) Lady Why needs a New Boyfriend.
Well. That's going to be interesting news to share with Mr. P.

7) Lady Why needs to remember that the saying goes “once a cheater always a cheater”.
I can agree with that. Right, Tim the Tax Cheat?

8) Lady Why needs to duct tape his mouth ASAP and get herself a PR guy.
Who's mouth? The PR guy's?

9) Lady Why needs 6 girls under the age of 12.
I have two girls and one boy under the age of 12. Doesn't that count for something?

10) Lady Why needs to be intuitive.
What is that?

11) Lady Why needs Brad to bring hope to her.
Brad! Where are you, my Brad?

12) Lady Why needs a tutu.
Um, if you could see me in any Pilates pose, you would change your tune on that one.

13) Lady Why needs to have her own talk show.
Finally, we're talking! Yes! I do need my own talk show, don't I? Now you're making some sense!

14) Lady Why NEEDS to make peace before it’s too late!
I better get on the ball! I NEED to make peace! Now if only I could figure out with what? with whom? where? I have to hurry!

15) Lady Why needs the portability, flexibility, and speed provided by a Braille 'n Speak.
I was just saying this very thing. If only I had one, I'd be flexible, portable and speedy. And, really, who doesn't long for that in their daily life?