Embracing my inner "domestic terrorist"

Imagine my surprise when I happened on the MIAC document outlining for Missouri Law Enforcement the signs to watch for when seeking out "domestic terrorists". Yes, yes, yes. There are many valid activities listed that various criminals will engage in which should be a red flag to law abiding, peace loving Americans. But, as has become commonplace in our government, other language is ever so cleverly woven throughout the document that would put other law abiding, peace loving Americans like me in direct opposition with my government.

According to Missouri, you might be a domestic terrorist if...

You are a third party supporter. As you know, I am a BIG Ron Paul supporter. When my man, Dr. Paul, dropped out of the race, I became a Chuck Baldwin supporter. I am a proud card carrying member of Constitution Party. Apparently that's a bad thing?

You believe in the Bill of Rights. I have a copy of the Constitution. I have read it. I understand the Bill of Rights. I am, gasp, educated on my constitutional rights!

You own guns. I believe Barrack Obama is going to limit guns and I would not be shocked if he eventually confiscates guns. Thankfully, we have a small cache of heat which we acquired before Obama was able to take away my constitutional right to keep and bear arms. That dangerous knowledge of the Constitution is getting in the way again.

You believe in an impending economic collapse. I believe Washington D.C. has been taken hostage by scoundrels and gluttons of greed. I believe we are headed for a major economic crisis. I also believe we are headed for a global version of the New Deal which will devastate our dollar, destroy our liberty and enslave the next generations to Japan and China.

You believe the executive branch has gone renegade. I think the rule of law only applies when it's convenient for the Obama administration. The AIG bonuses are a good example. The 90% tax Congress is attempting to levy against those bonuses BREAKS THE LAW! They can't do that! But, a little thing like the law doesn't stop them. They are above the law, so they think. I also believe they are attempting (subtly for now) to silence their critics. Freedom of the press is on its way out. Also, bills like HR 875 are set up as protections for the people when in reality, they are the government's attempt to grab all the power they can, leaving the American people's only choice dependence on the government.

You believe in the threat of One World Order... i.e. dislike the U.N. I not only dislike the U.N., but I also dislike WTO, the World Bank, the Federal Reserve, the Department of Education, the Patriot Act, the Department of Homeland Security, and the USDA.

You are a Christian. This is where it gets scary, folks.

You believe in state sovereignty. Um, yes. I do. That makes me a terrorist? I also believe we should all reaffirm the 10th amendment. There's that pesky constitutional knowledge again.

Now, if only I could find one of these flags at Hobby Lobby!